Pigsy: So, Monkey… Do you know what an ice cream is?
Monkey: No.
Pigsy: Because you appear to have an ice cream stuck on your head.
…I’m sorry. Actually, I’m not sorry at all.
Pigsy: Hey, hey… Monkey, Monkey… Are you erm… Are you and Trip… You know?
Monkey: Are me and Trip what?
Pigsy: You know… Are you together?
Monkey: Trip enslaved me and if I don’t do what she says she causes me a lot of pain, and if I still don’t do what she says, she kills me.
Pigsy: Alright! It’s just I always sort of… Fancied my chances myself with Trip you know? But if there’s something already between you, I respect that. I’m not the kind of guy to go muscling in…
Monkey: Pigsy? She can hear every word we say.
Hihhiii…. One of the best moments in the game.
(Source: claranon)
I’m not trying to excuse what I’ve done. I know it was wrong. I have no more right to enslave you than anyone does.
(Source: shiizuos)
Endless Gangnam Style
It just goes on and on and on…
(Source: bommie-baby)
oh….
….hi….
…..ummm….
…don’t mind pewdie…
….he’s just standing there…
…watching you…
….with a creepy face….
don’t worry
it’s not like
he’ s staring
right into
your soul…
what
makes
you
think
that